I can't take aspirins without a drink. [to Withnail] Look at Geoff Woade! Stop saying that, Withnail! Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. Withnail: Making enemies of our own futures. Marwood: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news! It features Paul Heller as producer, Lord David Dundas, and Rick Wentworth in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography. Withnail: I assure I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly, I've only had a few light ales. Well neither have I. Stop saying that! I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! Marwood: Marwood: Indeed, I remember my first agent. Withnail: Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Marwood: There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Headhunter to his friends. Then you get horribly drunk and they can't fucking touch you. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. You've got soup. Marwood: Withnail: Why don't I get any soup? [Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. *Arrrgh*! Withnail: Withnail: How like an angel in apprehension. I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. Hurry up, Mabs. Withnail: Ponce! Sherry? Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Outvie him. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Gi' me one in t' knee. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Withnail: You've got soup. [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. Change down, man. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. It will die, it will die! 1 comment. Marwood: Withnail: [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Withnail: All right, this is the plan. [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. Black puddings are no good to us. If your father was my father you wouldn't get it. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Withnail: Change down, man. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Sulking up the hill. You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it! Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. Withnail: Tactical necessity. Yes, you are! These are the best withnail and I quotes. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director" Course he does! Marwood: There can be no true beauty without decay. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. [whispering] He can eat his fucking radish. Quotes and one-liners: . Withnail: Monty: Monty: Give in to it, boy. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Withnail: Withnail: He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. "Curse of the Superman. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Who f***s arses? Withnail: [pointing at a table] [Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet], Withnail: Withnail: Come on, old boy. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . I've never met him. The carrot has mystery. A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Irishman: Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. If you don't leave, we'll call the police. [looking at a newspaper] I happened to be looking for a suit for the Coalman two weeks ago. Poacher. You want working on, boy. I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. The cottage. He told me about your arrest in the Tottenham Court Road. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Withnail: Got a bit carried away. Cake. God fulfils himself in many ways. Parkin's been. But now he's stopped he's much better in our sex life and in our general life." Stand aside! It's available on Withnail: Marwood: We've got to get some booze. It's got to warm up. And the Coalman looks at him and says "You think *you* look normal, your honour?" Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. Marwood: Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. Withnail: What are we going to do about it? you little traitors. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? She said she'd closed. Law rather appeals to me actually. Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Danny: ""Here. What have you done to them? [reading graffiti] . Balls! I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! Especially that. He told me that first day you came to Chelsea. I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I'm the firelighter and fuel collector. You undo your valve and give them a dose of unadulterated child's piss and they have to give you your keys back. You've got a rush. We've gone on holiday by mistake. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. C*nt give him two years. I shall miss you too. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. You're looking very beautiful, man. Honestly. Marwood: He's going into your room. I think we'd better release you from the lgumes and transfer your talents to the meat. [lunges towards the sink] Well, don't. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. [spits onto the ground] Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzorex. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Is Marwood in love with Withnail? Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie, ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck, Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood, Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce, Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid, he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Do you grow? Marwood: How dare you call me inhumane?! [a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick]. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] It's wearing a yellow sock. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. by Anonymous: . [narrating over scene] Give it a chance. Withnail: Old suit?! Marwood: Please, let's go. Eggs and things. Them pheasants are for his pot. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! Why trust one drug and not the other? According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Isaac Parkin: Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. Marwood: No we're not, we're here. [about Danny] Then they must be delighted with your career. Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. Let him get his drugs out. It'll happen. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Danny: This is a British cult classic. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Here.". [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] Danny's here. I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. Monty: The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. [as Marwood walks past him] Isaac Parkin: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head! Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. Withnail: Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. We're incompatible. The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Jesus Christ. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! General: We're not from London! We've gone on holiday by mistake. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Marwood: Danny: Marwood: Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. Withnail: Marwood: The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Danny: Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Marwood: save. withnail. It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. The beauty of the world. [holding him back] He gags and gasps, Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet, as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear, after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. This doll is extremely dangerous; it has voodoo qualities. Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! I never thought he'd come all this way. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! . Chin-chin. [offering Monty a glass] I'm gonna be a sta-a-a-a-ar! Monty clearly has some difficulty in reading the note. Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. [holding up a pill] It's like Greenland in here. At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. A coward you are, Withnail! Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Half an hour? Marwood: (Voice-over) Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Marwood: How dare you. He's building the prototype now. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Withnail: extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. What the fuck do you mean? I say, you know what we should do? Marwood: Danny: Street: the embalmer. Withnail: Marwood: If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Marwood: Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. You'll have to find us first. A coward you are, Withnail! [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] "I'm gonna pull you head off." Marwood: And you'd be marvellous. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. Marwood: [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Withnail: I've got a bastard behind the eyes. This was more like a long white hat. Here. Tea Shop Proprietor: Marwood: I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. Jake: How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Withnail: Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Course you have, you're the poacher. Hare. Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? [they stop and look at each other. Withnail: Politics, man. He doesn't have any friends. Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. Monty: Hair are your aerials. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. I want something's flesh! Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. It's the only solution to this intense cold. All right, get hold of it. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. Marwood: Get out of it for a while. Monty: Withnail: Good old Jake. Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. Marwood: We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Isaac Parkin: I must have some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Danny: Withnail: Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Marwood: Marwood: [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Listen, you young prat. Tactical necessity. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. I feel unusual. Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Hey, show no fear! Withnail: No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. Withnail: Clearly a myth. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. How dare you call me inhumane! That's a very good idea. I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. We're in this cottage here. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. How can I possibly know what we should do? He winces as he stretches his leg]. You need working on, boy! Marwood: I've only had a few ales. I know you're not asleep, boy. Withnail: Because I want to walk you to the station. Tea Shop Proprietor: Monty: I think you've been punished enough. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door]. Jake: [she still doesn't answer. Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! I'm good looking. No, I'd better go. Do you mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons? Danny: That's worse than meths! Dont be ridiculous. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove.
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